Schoolgirl Boobs…

This is part of a gallery of some Garry’s Mod 10 poses I’ve made and put up on my bit-tech.net blog. There’s lots more of them that aren’t nearly so boob-ridden, but I thought it would be funny to post this one up here because it’s slightly inappropriate and my distant relatives might read it and get all stuffy and uncomfortable.

I heard something funny today. I was at a SKY press event with some people, several of whom I didn’t know. One of them worked for What Satellite? magazine. He offered his hand and I shook it, proclaiming myself. 

“Joe, from Bit-tech.net.”

“Stephen. What Satellite? magazine.” He said.

“No, it’s not a magazine – it’s a site.” I replied. 

He sighed and explained that, no, he works for a magazine called What Satellite?, not that he was asking what magazine I worked for. I blushed, apologised, blamed my hearing and admitted I’d never ever heard of them. He baulked somewhat, I think.  There was a silence for a minute and then he introduced himself to someone else. 

“Stephen. What Satellite? magazine.”

“Um, I don’t work for a magazine actually – I’m from Videogamer.com.”

Joe, Out.

The British Summertime Begins…

 

Someone get me some fucking sandals - the British Summer has begun!